Doc, I can't sleep anymore," Joe complained. "I've
> tried everything, but I just toss and turn."
> "You have to learn to relax," the doctor said. "Try
> putting each part of your body to sleep separately."
> That night Joe crawled into bed, got comfortable and
> started to talk to his body. "Toes, go to sleep," he
> whispered. "Feet, go to sleep. Legs, go to sleep.
> Hips, go to sleep. Stomach, go to sleep"
> Just then his wife Margaret walked in wearing a
> transparent teddy.
> Joe opened one eye, then lifted his head from the
> pillow. "OK," he shouted, "up, up...everybody up!"